dirudo:

Hot Italian Guy: I have a big dick… guess how big it is

Me:

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ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

  1. *pencil drops*
  2. me: could this day get any worse

5secsoflouis:

His mom raised him right.

drakesmami:

Every mans goal should be Zayn Malik

snoopdad:

snoopdad:

now this is the kind of content i’m looking for

let’s all take a look at this again

beautiful-ambition:

sophisticantsophia:

chiefsimba:

taint3ed:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

YOOOOOO

So live!!!!!

I’ve never been so hype to have kids in my whole life

Me as a mom tbh


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

silentshivers:

literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh